Devolution

Spanish Parliament votes to extend human rights to apes.

Why It's A Sign

While the Spanish humans are enjoying their two-hour midday nap, the Simian army meets and strategizes. It’s only a matter of time before a human fugitive is crouched on a beach before a sunken Alhambra yelling, “You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ay ay ay!”

What To Expect

With Spain also recently legalizing gay marriage, massive numbers of humans will be subject to not only conquest and enslavement, but also adoption.

Why That's Great News

Fur-covered rulers likely to take much quicker action against global warming.

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