Google reports it’s on schedule to roll out its brand-new “Android” phone.
Until now, the only thing holding back the androids from a takeover was their cumbersome dependence on pay phones and answering machines.
An unstoppable army of sentient humanoids completely surrounding us with loud, assholish private conversations.
Imagine always being able to get four bars -- whenever you're allowed out from behind yours, that is.
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