A Chinese company has developed a prototype flying saucer that can hover and be controlled remotely.
If ever the aliens needed an excuse to come and do their manufacturing "offshore"...
All-out assault by a second wave of extraterrestrials, angry that all their jobs are going here. Anti-alien sentiment has never been higher -- Lou Dobbs proclaimed Emperor.
Prospect of Lou Dobbs orgies increases likelihood he will contract syphilis.
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