Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee back together!
Anderson – post-Kid Rock and celebutante-consort Rick Salomon – and Lee – post countless “enthusiasts” – together bring forth an STD so powerful, it spreads across the whole species.
As the human race’s genitals fall off and the population declines, millions of similarly equipped Barbie and Ken dolls are burned – the fumes from which kill off even more.
With reproduction impossible, the survivors emulate the celibate Shakers – yielding a bounty of beautifully minimalist furniture.
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