Millions Die, Bossa Nova Blamed

Supreme Court rules that Guantanamo detainees have Constitutional rights.

Why It's A Sign

Right to bear arms? Avoid search and seizure? To not drink and then drink? How long before Cuba becomes the first salsa-loving state to fall to Islamic radicals?

What To Expect

Just 80 miles off the Florida coast and equipped with a fleet of 50s 'classic car/boats,' this unstoppably ‘vintage’ army will make a killing both on our shores and E-Bay.

Why That's Great News

Perpetually angry Miami exiles first in the crosshairs.

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