Supreme Court rules that Guantanamo detainees have Constitutional rights.
Right to bear arms? Avoid search and seizure? To not drink and then drink? How long before Cuba becomes the first salsa-loving state to fall to Islamic radicals?
Just 80 miles off the Florida coast and equipped with a fleet of 50s 'classic car/boats,' this unstoppably ‘vintage’ army will make a killing both on our shores and E-Bay.
Perpetually angry Miami exiles first in the crosshairs.
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