Salmonella outbreak triggers recall of tomatoes in 16 states.
Global shortage gives massive competitive advantage to tomato-equipped Valencia, host to the annual "Tomatina" tomato-battle (pictured aboce). New world power Valencia retakes Spain over for the Catalonians.
Barcelona declared World Capitol. Immediate thermonuclear measures taken to ensure majority of world's architecture has that melty, trippy "Gaudi" look to it.
If everyone's crawling out of their fallout shelters to eat dinner at 10pm, that's much better odds against the zombies.
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