Red Dawn

Salmonella outbreak triggers recall of tomatoes in 16 states.

Why It's A Sign

Global shortage gives massive competitive advantage to tomato-equipped Valencia, host to the annual "Tomatina" tomato-battle (pictured aboce). New world power Valencia retakes Spain over for the Catalonians.

What To Expect

Barcelona declared World Capitol. Immediate thermonuclear measures taken to ensure majority of world's architecture has that melty, trippy "Gaudi" look to it.

Why That's Great News

If everyone's crawling out of their fallout shelters to eat dinner at 10pm, that's much better odds against the zombies.

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