A Feast for the Spidey Senses

Climber Alain Robert, known as “The French Spiderman,” scales the New York Times building.

Why It's A Sign

Grabbing world headlines, Robert’s actions draw dreaded French supervillains Le Goblin Vert and Docteur Ocque out of hiding.

What To Expect

You thought you knew the meaning of “stink bombs?” Prepare for a world so ravaged by olfactory cataclysm, humans will be forced to become mouth-breathers, lowering the average IQ of our species immeasurably.

Why That's Great News

Dumb, stinky world totally unappealing to alien invaders.

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