Climber Alain Robert, known as “The French Spiderman,” scales the New York Times building.
Grabbing world headlines, Robert’s actions draw dreaded French supervillains Le Goblin Vert and Docteur Ocque out of hiding.
You thought you knew the meaning of “stink bombs?” Prepare for a world so ravaged by olfactory cataclysm, humans will be forced to become mouth-breathers, lowering the average IQ of our species immeasurably.
Dumb, stinky world totally unappealing to alien invaders.
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