Celtic Ruin

Boston Celtics land epic 97-92 win over Cleveland Cavaliers to advance to Eastern Conference finals.

Why It's A Sign

Crediting “the ghost of [former Celtics coach] Red [Auerbach]…that guided that ball in," long-beleaguered forward Paul Pierce outplays Lebron “King James” to cinch up this seventh game. In other words: A persecuted man named Paul, filled with the Spirit, finishes off the Bible in a 7th seal. Do we have to spell it out?

What To Expect

The Ghost of Auerbach - known for his commitment to teamwork – “fast breaks” a reign of apocalyptic destruction over Boston’s next opponent, Detroit.

Why That's Great News

It’s Detroit – no one notices.

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