The Yum-Yum Sisterhood

Nine-year-old girl in Greece found to be carrying her embryonic twin in her stomach.

Why It's A Sign

Millennia-old human taboo on cannibalism eroded as people come to realize the unique deliciousness of siblings.

What To Expect

A rash of self-destroying (yet also very cheap to cater) family reunions.

Why That's Great News

New solution to sibling rivalry will usher in era of peaceful road trips and mornings in one-bathroom households.

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