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California Supreme Court overturns ban on gay marriage.

Why It's A Sign

Subsequent stampede into California will cause it to break off, making all those who bought "beachfront property in Nevada" millionaires overnight.

What To Expect

The so-called "nouveau-riche-et-stupide" will pass on their social and educational advantages to their children, completely reversing millennia of natural selection.

Why That's Great News

Pterodactyls! COOL!

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