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Rob Kutner is an Emmy award winning staff writer for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
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Signs of the Coming Apocalypse
Moss Panic
Remains of 14-million-year-old moss found in Antarctica.
Why It's A Sign
Revives possibility that 14-million-year-old rolling stone tumbled through the area. Our money's on Keith Richards.
What To Expect
With the South Pole established as a bona fide party spot, millions flock to "the new, cold Ibiza." Unfortunately, their green glowsticks serve as a landing beacon for the little green men...
Why That's Great News
The type of person who would fly to Antarctica to party will be crushed by their landing craft.