Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Moss Panic

Remains of 14-million-year-old moss found in Antarctica.

Why It's A Sign

Revives possibility that 14-million-year-old rolling stone tumbled through the area. Our money's on Keith Richards.

What To Expect

With the South Pole established as a bona fide party spot, millions flock to "the new, cold Ibiza." Unfortunately, their green glowsticks serve as a landing beacon for the little green men...

Why That's Great News

The type of person who would fly to Antarctica to party will be crushed by their landing craft.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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